Needed to get this off my chest to someone. But. I think someone should make Queen Elizabeth smoke a joint that's laced with weed so she dies. Literally foolproof
you want to give her a joint. laced. with weed. a joint. with weed in it. you want to give her a joint. and she looks at it and says. “oh a diet joint” and she goes to smoke it but then it’s. it’s weed. and she hates it? I think? and she dies. from the weed?
If you don’t take your jaw joint for granted (by which I mean, you recognize how important it is in helping you chew, eat, breathe, swallow, and every other basic action that you do hundreds of times a day in order to survive), then I would suggest you donate what you can to a good man who lost one jaw joint due to trauma, and whose entire life’s quality and betterment hints on one already paid-for surgery that he can’t afford to take unless he has the money to survive while recuperating with a wired-shut jaw for a whole month. Literally all he needs is a month of expenses. Then his life is changed forever for the better.
And you could help change it, with a $1, $5, $10, $20, $50, or ANYTHING.
Think about how vital it is you can eat and swallow and chew without agonizing pain.
Now please do what you can to help make sure Kalen can too.
Help him avoid having to pay $800+ every month for another year until he can finally get his surgery. That’s $800 he’s saving and can help with his meds, rent, and literally everything. And all he needs is just ONE MONTH of expenses. Anything you can spare. Please.
It’s nearing the end of the year and Kalen still really needs your help. Please donate what you can. Please reblog and signalboost. The surgery is already paid for, he just needs ONE month’s worth of expenses so he can take the time off to recover after his surgery and not have to spend $800/month again for the next year. Please help him so he can get this surgery before year’s end. That’s just one month away. Please help.
